Saturday, April 17, 2010

If I asked you for a date..and said that we'd have a fun filled night at my bible study group?

followed by home to meet mother..would you come ?...Mother has forbid me to bring a girl home, but I think that if I tried to balance what mother sees as sin, by bible study first ... I may not have to go to the "sin" closet after being cleansed of my evil deed by the belt of St John. I promise to get you home by 8pm... I will also brush my teeth first I promise.

If I asked you for a date..and said that we'd have a fun filled night at my bible study group?
Well as long as you use that bacon anti perspirent.
Reply:Oh!! me me me!!......oh ....no....wait.....did you say 8pm.....damn!!! I have to be home for 6.30!!!
Reply:..no way...I have a feeling that "mother" is stuffed and resides in the attic............
Reply:haha no
Reply:I think I'd go over, get some cookies and hurry on home. Dont wanna miss my own bible study would i?
Reply:lol, where did you go to high school? I used to know a guy who was a lot like you.. poor guy..
Reply:im too old for fairy tale telling
Reply:i would tell you before you finished that you are destined to live with your mother for the rest of your life if thats your idea of a date and would kindly refuse your invite
Reply:Come out of the closet you masochist.


Admit it it you are enjoying this Oedipus complex.


Wish I had half your problems.


Ride on in there buddy.


PS. Brilliant question.


Its like throwing fish to sea lions.
Reply:honestly...i wouldnt even consider it. sorry.
Reply:i'd go just to have a good laugh with my pals afterwards
Reply:ur idea of fun sounds like my idea of sheer boredom and misery
Reply:Sounds very "Carrie"


Maybe you should just try group dates for now.


Maybe if your Mom got to know some of the girls you are hanging out with, maybe a nice girl from Bible class she %26amp; St. Peters belt willlet you have a one on one.


How old are you anyway...?
Reply:I would probably kill myself
Reply:first of all if you are taking me to bible study then I would stand you up i wouldn't want to go on a date with someone that will push their religion down my throat.
Reply:i would have to say no
Reply:Dude, I'm taken. Good luck with someone else!
Reply:maybe, if your not cathlic or jewish. sorry
Reply:no


i don't believe in god
Reply:ummmmmmmmmm...ok.....are you still living with Mother too??
Reply:I would prob be so mortified
Reply:I'd be asking my mom to show me how to go back and show me how to award Best Answer to Open questions I asked days ago.
Reply:Does you mother come along on the date too?
Reply:lol your mother sounds totally fun.
Reply:yes i would just because you asked! lol
Reply:You are my hero.
Reply:no.. no way... no mother involved.. no bible and no talking about those things.... If i'm going out in a date with a guy, i'd like to get to know HIM, not his bible group, neither his mother (not straight ahead).... and no talking about sin closet and whatever...what the !@#$!!!
Reply:Erm...no, sorry.
Reply:I LOVE your mother! Can I go??? PLEASE??? CAN WE BAKE COOKIES???????
Reply:No way!
Reply:No, i dont believe in god


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