How to get my bible study co-leader to date me without wife knowing?

I'm leading a bible study with a girl named Amelie.





She is going to college in the US from France, and I've been introducing her to the people here at church.





She is a lot prettier than my wife, and I'd like her to start dating me. She doesn't speak English all that well, and I'm not sure if she understands what I'm trying to say.





We get to spend a lot of time together, since my Korean girlfriend is in jail in Seattle and my wife is busy with her job helping an adoption agency.





We have a "Christian" hike next week, and I'm thinking of "accidently" booking one cabin instead of two for the leaders.





What do you think? It's not fair that a person like me has to deal with this much stress all of the time. It feels like I'm always having to explain myself! I just figure it's God's test.

How to get my bible study co-leader to date me without wife knowing?
Kermisticrat!
Reply:That's a no brainer...hmmm...lying, cheating....stealing....


God honoring all that? Not a chance...





In fact, if you don't He'll probably tell your wife.
Reply:If it's God's test, you appear to be failing. You are walking toward breaking one of the big ten. As Jesus says (paraphrased) just thinking about it and you've commited adultery in your heart.





i would suggest you quit leading and leave. Get yourself away from that tempation. You already have a korean girlfriend, too? I'm not quite sure what you are doing leading a bible study if you have one girlfriend/adulterous relationship (who is currently in jail) and are thinking of another.





I'm hoping this is a joke question.
Reply:If you're a Christian like you say, and are familiar enough with the Bible to lead a Bible study, then you know that fooling around with someone other than your wife is wrong. Shame on you. My advice would be to not go on the hike at all, and spend that time with your wife.
Reply:Cry me a freaking river? Why kind of man are you? You have a wife * who you took vows with *, You have girlfriend you are obviously committing adultery, now your bored with all the people in your life... so you want a young prettier girl to share you life with and date?? Are you for real, you are not a man of God. You are a male chauvinist PIG. You should be ashamed, and what kind of example are you setting for your other "Christians"? I hope Amelie smacks you across your face, and I hope you wife finds out and leaves you, and takes every damn thing with her. You deserve no woman... you don't deserve anyone if you continue to treat women with disrespect. Shame on you!!
Reply:There is one way to get your co-leader to date you. Take her to Seattle, where your Korean girlfriend is encarcerated, and bang her like the twisted little pussy she is. Women find religeous men who cheat on their wives to be very attractive! and you sound like a real attractive guy!
Reply:Even if what you are saying is not true, you are the most hateful person I've met on here. Adultery is bad enough, but I'm not judging you on this' What you are condemning yourself for is using the Bible and God to mask your evil deeds. You will be punished but good.
Reply:So you're in a relationship with three women?





You could always do what some Christians do best, pray hard that the big man in the sky will help you out.





Then again, it could backfire and you could get busted for cheating and being unfaithful to your wife.
Reply:This is a hoax, people are not that stupid! Get a life.
Reply:Your story is not true.
Reply:Is Miss Piggy going to be happy about this?
Reply:You have a wife, be faithful to her. Anything else is wrong.
Reply:If her english is lousy, you may not need to do anything overt like booking one cabin - which might be noticed later. Book her a cabin, but tell her she's bunked up with you.





If she's French, by the way, you can start feeding her wine from about 10am. They're all pissartists over there.





CD
Reply:No wonder you're not getting it, you treat women like crap and see them only as objects.
Reply:This doesn't even have to involve religion. If you are married you have made a commitment to your wife. .. you need to rethink.





And, if you want to say it isn't fair, why did this happen to me, why did this happen to me. . .well, nothing will change for you as long as you are in the poor me mentality. You have to change the vision for what you see your life being before your circumstance will ever change. The battle is in your mind.
Reply:Is this a joke? If your a self proclaiming Christian and really believe in the Bible as the TRUE word of God I'm pretty sure you can see how everything you said in this scenario is wrong against what you say you believe.
Reply:Ur an idiot...
Reply:Oh come on!...nice try....you impersonate a Christian and act like a freak.....how low can you go dude!


This is an atheist trying to make Christian's look bad.....don't fall for it ppl!!


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Reply:you can't adulerer's are pigish scums, get over it.
Reply:I don't know whether you're kidding or not, but either way, that's extremely funny.
Reply:I hope you're really too young to be posting here and not just really, really immature.
Reply:Lol
Reply:FYI- you are going straight to HELL...LOL Grow up!!
Reply:No dating if you are married......duh